100 Girls I'd Like To Pork

Inspired by my coffee table book of the same name, this blog explores beautiful women in all their glory. Who hasn't seen the local dog-catcher in her uniform and thought: there's a girl I'd like to pork? Now my top 100 picks are here, for your perusing pleasure.

Sunday, October 01, 2006

#84 My Neighbour's Gynecologist

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When it comes to women practicing medicine, I'm all for it. Who is better at healing and curing than a maternal, loving, caring, hot an...
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#85 Neve Campbell

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One of Mr. Pinsky's favourite television programs used to be the delightful 'Party of Five'. The adventures of whatever family ...
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Wednesday, September 06, 2006

#86 Cher

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Following a theme of great singers, Mr. Pinsky thought he would put Cher next on his Porking Countdown. Here's a classy woman with a cl...

#87 Priscilla Presley

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You just had to know that the King of Rock and Roll's bride would make this list! And how couldn't she? Take a look at those stunnin...

#88 Michelle Kwan

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Although figure skating really isn't a sport, you have to admire those lithe young girls in their tight spandex outfits! And the best of...
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Thursday, August 31, 2006

#89 Meredith Baxter-Birney (Mrs. Keaton)

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I always thought that some of the TV moms were the best. They often stayed at home, raised the kids and had dinner on the table at six. Me...

#90 Well Endowed Construction Girl (With Hardhat)

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BOINGGGGGG! Mr. Pinsky almost blew a gasket when he saw this foxy little thing... no, this foxy BIG thing... down at the local construction ...
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#91 Tabitha King

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Continuing with my focus on womanly writers, how can anyone not want to take some time to roll around with Tabitha King? Sure, she's mar...
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#92 Anne Rice

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Being in a literary frame of mind today, I decided to explore some of the great and porkable writers out there. The first that comes to min...
Monday, August 28, 2006

#93 My Brother's Mechanic

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Every now and then my Yugo has to go into the shop. When that times rolls around, I make sure to take it to my brother's mechanic. She...

#94 Jane Seymour

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Whenever I go in for my semi-annual physical exam, I keep hoping that my doctor might end up being Dr. Quinn. There is just something about...
Sunday, August 27, 2006

#95 Rita Rudner

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There's a certain brand of humour that Mr. Pinsky likes, and it's all about Rita Rudner. This comedic wit reminds me so much of tha...

#96 Nancy McKeon (aka Jo on 'The Facts of Life')

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After catching a rerun of the classic sitcom 'The Facts of Life' this afternoon, I decided that I had to add that dark haired temptr...
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#97 The Dirty Girl from the 'Doublewide' Blog

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Mr. Pinsky isn't one to spend a lot of time 'surfing' the 'Internet', but when he does he is always keeping his eyes ope...

#98 NESN Sportscaster Hazel Mae

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I'm really not much of a sports fan unless you count female wrestling, but when it comes to women making Pinsky's Porkometer, I just...
Saturday, August 26, 2006

#99 Yeardley Smith (aka Lisa Simpson)

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It doesn't matter if she's animated or flesh and blood... there's something delicious ribald about Yeardley Smith. I have every...

#100 The Girl in the Taco Commercial

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What can I sat about this sultry looking dish? With her flowing brunette hair, dopey come-hither eyes and ruby red lips all puckered and mo...
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Friday, August 25, 2006

An Introductory Musing

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Most people might be hard-pressed to compose a list of 100 girls they would like to pork. Perhaps they might find that there aren't 100...
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