100 Girls I'd Like To Pork

Inspired by my coffee table book of the same name, this blog explores beautiful women in all their glory. Who hasn't seen the local dog-catcher in her uniform and thought: there's a girl I'd like to pork? Now my top 100 picks are here, for your perusing pleasure.

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Thursday, August 31, 2006

#92 Anne Rice



Being in a literary frame of mind today, I decided to explore some of the great and porkable writers out there. The first that comes to mind? Anne Rice, creator of the sexy Vampire series. Grrrrr.... imagine Miss Rice burying her fangs into your soft, dark spots and you know what I'm getting at. There's nothing like lusting after a woman who is both sexy and smart... and this literary lioness has it all. Mr. Pinsky gets turned on by the Victorian-era S&M Mistress vibe she puts off. So what if she resembled a snuff chewing politician from England? And so what if she's completely out of her mind? I can't wait for the next chapter!

#92... Anne Rice. Pinsky Says™: I'll drive my stake through the Queen of Vampire Fiction anytime!

posted by Manny Fatback | 7:37 AM

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