#86 Cher

Following a theme of great singers, Mr. Pinsky thought he would put Cher next on his Porking Countdown. Here's a classy woman with a classy career. When going to see a woman in concert, you can't complain if you end up seeing almost all of her! And Cher certainly puts on a show. With her tattoos, fishnet clothing and rather graphic hint of sticky sleaze, she's a must-have for Mr. Pinsky. If I had my way, I wouldn't share Cher with anyone!

#86... Cher. Pinsky Says™: She might be a half-breed, but all I'm interested in is breeding!

#87 Priscilla Presley

You just had to know that the King of Rock and Roll's bride would make this list! And how couldn't she? Take a look at those stunning cheekbones and those sultry, smouldering eyes... Elvis was handsome enough to have any woman in the world! And he chose Priscilla! And what doesn't this Queen of Rock and Roll have? Sexy good looks, a still fairly attractive middle-aged body, and talent in truckloads! And with a soft pair of lips like that, well... Mr. Pinsky knows what's good for him.

#87... Priscilla Presley. Pinsky Says™: She spent time with little Elvis... why not spend time with little Pinsky?

#88 Michelle Kwan

Although figure skating really isn't a sport, you have to admire those lithe young girls in their tight spandex outfits! And the best of the bunch is that little Asian dish, Michelle Kwan! When I watch her spinning and twirling and skating her heart out, my heart (among others things) leaps! If she's capable of twisting and turning like that on the ice, imagine what she might be able to do in a more temperate location (like Mr. Pinsky's bedroom). So, Michelle 'Shelley' Kwan definitely rates on the Pinsky Porkometer! I might not know the difference between an axle and lutz... but I know what I like!

#88... Michelle Kwan. Pinsky Says™: I'd be willing to show her my triple salchow anytime!